Suami kerja apa?

Sejak aku pindah, aku perasan si dia selalu memandang aku bila dia berjalan di hadapan rumah. Kekadang, aku sengaja memerhati si dia, tetapi dia buat tak endah. Bila aku buat-buat tak pandang, aku nampak ekor matanya melihat aku.

Setiap pagi, pada waktu yang sama. Setiap pagi bila aku menyidai baju, dia akan lau. Keinginan aku untuk menegur semakin memuncak. Dari pandang-pandang, bertukar menjadi senyuman. Hendak ku sapa, lidah ku kelu. Mungkin si dia pun begitu. Apa istimewanya aku sehingga si dia cuba mengorat aku.

Akhirnya, tanpa disangka-sangka, 20 minit sebelum aku menulis coretan ini, dia menyapa aku.


Nyonya: alo incik, wah... incik manyak rajin eh. wa tiap-tiap pagi lalu sini lu sidai baju.

Aku: tak dalah ah so... isteri pergi kerja, saya sidailah baju..

Nyonya: manyak bagus. incik tak pergi kirija?

Aku: tak.... saya surirumah sepenuh masa (dlm nada bergurau sambil ketawa).

Nyonya: incik punya suami kerja apa?

I can't wait dinner time!

I read a post in fb recently and I thought I would try to make it more spicy for you to read. After all, why should they stop at breakfast?

A wife prepared breakfast for her husband and waited patiently at the table. Her husband was already late and looked likely that he would skip breakfast.

Wife: darling, why don't you eat your breakfast? 

Husband: I'm late.

Wife: I prepared your favourite breakfast.

Then the husband came to the table, bend and kissed his wife. It was a long and passionate kiss.

Husband: this is my breakfast.

Wife: I can't wait dinner time.

I desperately looking for a job.

Would you employ me?


Resume Quotes:

- I demand a salary commiserate with my extensive experience.
- I have lurnt Word Perfect 6.0, computor and spreadsheat progroms.
- Received a plague for Salesperson of the Year.
- Reason for leaving last job: maturity leave.
- Wholly responsible for two (2) failed financial institutions.
- Failed bar exam with relatively high grades.
- It's best for employers that I not work with people.
- Let's meet, so you can ooh and aah over my experience.
- You will want me to be Head Honcho in no time.
- I am a perfectionist and rarely if if ever forget details.
- I was working for my mom until she decided to move.
- Marital status: single. Unmarried. Unengaged. Uninvolved. No commitments.
- I have an excellent track record, although I am not a horse.
- I am loyal to my employer at all costs.
- Please feel free to respond to my resume on my office voice mail.
- I have become completely paranoid, trusting completely no one and absolutely nothing.
- My goal is to be meteorologist. But since I possess no training in meteorology, I suppose I should try stock brokerage.
- I procrastinate, especially when the task is unpleasant.
- Personal interests: Donating blood. Fourteen gallons so far.
- Instrumental in ruining entire operation for a Midwest chain store. Note: Please don't misconstrue my 14 jobs as job hopping. I have never quit a job.
- Marital status: Often. Children: various.
- Reason for leaving last job: They insisted that all employees get to work by 8:45 every morning. Could not work under those conditions.
- The company made me a scapegoat, just like my three previous employers.
- Finished eighth in my class of ten.
- References: None. I've left a path of destruction behind me.












Would you?
Please!
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