Janitor and an MP.

Once upon in time, in England, a shrewed young man just won in the election and he would be the youngest MP in the history of England.

He was elated and can't wait to be at the Parliament House. He got himself the finest suit. A few days before the Parliament started, he went to a saloon and get a new hair cut.

He could not have a good night sleep prior to the greatest occasion in his life. The day did come. He woke up early, spent almost an hour in the bathroom, another hour to get himself ready. All the excitement was because that day, he would be the youngest MP ever. What an achievement!

So, he went to the Parliament House. Parked his car and walked towards the building. As he entered the building, the janitor smiled and asked,

"Is this your first day in parliament?"

The young MP aknowledged the janitor and with the sweetes smile he replied, " Yes, and I cant wait get involve in the debate."

"Sir, may I offer you an advice?" quipped the janitor.

"Yes, you may"

"Sir, its better for people to wonder why you did not speak rather than why you speak"